Total Medals Earned: 582 (From 111 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,235 Points
Medals Earned: 3/18 (25/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/495 points)
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/220 points)
Really? That's even possible?
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Your very first gold!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Defeat Stabby's 2nd Form
Defeat Stabby's 3rd Form
Defeat Stabby's Final Form
Defeat the Boss without Losing a Life
Medals Earned: 5/21 (30/270 points)
Grind against another vehicle.
Jump onto another vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Steal a police car.
Destroy another vehicle.
Steal a speedboat.
Escape from the helicopter.
Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!
Hijack a jet plane?!
Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a tank.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Enter Fury Mode.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a tank (besides your own).
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Defeat the final boss and save humanity!
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 10/18 (145/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 14/20 (140/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes